Kapil Sharma fantastic comedian hai, absolute spontaneity wit and timing. Sunil has impeccable skills and Johny sir is legendary. Still kapil ko criticise krte hai ki wahi sexist joke maarna, pati patni, ameer gareeb aur cheap flirting Krna. Sunil ko criticise krte hai ki cross dressing karke dikha toh funny ho gya, what's so much funny if a male dresses up as a female. It's the blatant sexism that haww how embarrassing that he dresses as a woman hahahah. It's not funny vice versa. Johnny ji is criticized for doing caricature and stereotype promoting comedy. Against South Indians and Sikhs. Samay has his own criticism.

Lekin BHOSDIKEEEEE sunil pal tu kon hai? Tera criticism bhi kaha se lau. Kapde pehene ki toh tameez nhi h. Wtf is this outfit? Sara wajood dusro ko neecha dikhane m ha.

Okay now my ears are bleeding

We should put the stock market on blockchain. That way every transaction is public, no more naked short selling and no more selling over the counter. Would be amazing for non-institutional traders.

Hope my pc doesn't go up in flames.

Less complicated times

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It is impossible bro

Greg Isenberg on Youtube and Twitter, you're gonna have your idea in the next 2 hours.

OP did some OG storytelling, hahaha I hope your nEXt is best and non toxic! ✨🫂

That's why Half Knowledge is dangerous than No Knowledge

Railway Budget Allocation depends on-

* **Population and Passenger Volume**
* **Geographical Size and Network Expansion Needs**
* **Economic Activity**
* **Historical Infrastructure Development**

 In the Union Budget for FY 2025-26, Rs 3,416 crore have been allocated for Haryana's railway projects, which is 11 times more than the Rs 315 crore received by the state from 2009 to 2014.

Vaishnaw mentioned that this allocation would boost rail infrastructure in Haryana. Since 2014, 823 km of railway tracks have been laid in Haryana, equivalent to the entire rail network of the United Arab Emirates.

Vaishnaw also mentioned that projects to develop Faridabad and Gurgaon railway stations were in progress.

He said work was ongoing on 14 new railway tracks in Haryana. Laying 1,195-km of new tracks will cost Rs 15,875 crore, said the minister. These include the Chandigarh-Baddi, Palwal to New Prithla, Rewari to Khatuwas, Bhiwani to Dobh-Bhali, Churu Sadulpur to Luni-Samdari-Bhildi, Manheru to Bawani Khera, Khatuwas to Narnaul, Panipat to Rohtak, Firozpur to Bathinda, and Jakhal to Hisar lines, and the doubling of Asthal Bohar to Rewari line, as well as the rail routes from Meerut to Panipat, Delhi-Sohna-Nuh-Firozpur Jhirka-Alwar line, Yamunanagar to Chandigarh route via Sadhaura-Narayangarh, and Hisar to Sirsa via Agroha-Fatehabad.

Vaishnaw mentioned that from 2014 to 2025, railway infrastructure in the state accelerated. During this period, electrification of 121 tracks was completed, and 534 railway flyovers and under-bridges were constructed. Additionally, Rs 398 crore was allocated for modernisation under the ‘Kavach' project, he said.

During this time, Haryana received connectivity with five Vande Bharat Express trains. Currently, Wi-Fi facilities are available at 144 railway stations in the state, the minister added.

Read The Article- [https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/chandigarh/budget-2025-union-minister-ashwini-vaishnaw-says-rs-3416cr-allocated-for-strengthening-haryanas-rail-infra/articleshowprint/117894263.cms?val=3728](https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/chandigarh/budget-2025-union-minister-ashwini-vaishnaw-says-rs-3416cr-allocated-for-strengthening-haryanas-rail-infra/articleshowprint/117894263.cms?val=3728)

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Wait. B1B? Lancer? 🤩

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wtf?

His fragile ego is so hurt .

Yup it's definitely fixed. 

Naam address nikalo iss bande ka iski maa nhi chodi na toh dekhna, ek rapte mai mutt ta phirega ye

Isn't Tata steel first opening fide tournament of 2025

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