Survived an earthquake, died of embarrassment So, everyone’s out here posting their "gote muh mai aa gye" earthquake survival stories… and here I am, ready to confess my deepest shame: I felt nothing. Nada. Zero seismic activity in my world. No, seriously. I felt nothing. Not a tremor, not a shake—just pure, undisturbed sleep. Now, before you judge me, let me explain. I slept at 2 AM like the responsible adult that I am (read: chronic night owl who makes terrible life choices), and the earthquake hit around 5 AM. But here’s where things take... 3 0 replies
Don’t Try to Pick Up Girls in India I was at Durgabai Deshmukh metro station on my way to college. In the metro, I saw this girl—decent looking, well-dressed. We both got off at the station, and that’s when a guy walked up to her and said something like, "I saw you, you’re cute, blah blah." She didn’t even hesitate. Just raised her hand and said, "I’m not interested." The guy’s face was all mixed up—like, Damn, this b****, but also like he couldn’t believe he got rejected. I could see anger in his face, like he... 4 0 replies
Everybody felt the earthquake. Meanwhile Me in my deep sleep : Literally have no idea when this shit happened 😭 4 0 replies
Am i the only one who slept through the earthquake Fuck I hate fomo I hate missing earthquakes why did i sleeplike the dead last night😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 4 0 replies
Folks who didn't feel today's earthquake tum log insaan nahi ho, sote time aatma ho bahar phek dete ho kya 😭😭 5 0 replies
