Hope he was dressed like [this](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLK0PmVXEAE2S9S.jpg:large)

Yeah, the "inauguration" That's where it will be going, and fully accounted for, the $100's of millions spent evident in the high production values and generational talent on hand.

Edit: realized my dumbass didn't answer your question. The last time I worked I ended up in a part time career position doing things I was unqualified to do because of a very exaggerated resume

Say that you worked at a defunct chain and fill in the skills using ChatGPT or Indeed for inspo. Even better if you can pull from the listing to make the fake job sound legit.

I have gaps in my employment history that I cover by not listing the months on my resume, just the year.

If you have a creative hobby, maybe you freelance it. I'm a professional photographer on my resume. If you have a vehicle (or can lie) maybe you did Uber. You can also say you did an au pair stint in another country, or you took time off work to care for family. Anything that sounds like normie productive human stuff. Make up a reference that's really strong, and the chances of them calling more than one becomes pretty slim.

It is not illegal to lie on your resume, and honestly, the amount of people that give a shit is pretty tiny. Especially for entry level work. The worst they'll do is say no, or fire you if they find out, which really isn't the end of the world. In interviews, just focus on some nonsense future goals they'd want to hear. Moving up in the company makes them happy if you say it.

Below doesn't matter, but this is basically how my resume goes as an example:

2016 - 2019: job 1, I worked 4 months then went back Dec 2018 until June 2019

2021-2022: job 2, I did one day a week from Nov - June, listed as full time on resume. Pandemic was a great excuse

2023 - 2024: job 3, part time with supports from a vocational program for NEETs, listed as full time supervisor

Present: "took time off to freelance, don't enjoy it"


Tldr; lie!

What is the point of it?

Give Me Trees Trust - actively working on tree plantations and education towards sustainability

With trading. Stoploss is your religion.

Answer to this is maregi public koi neta nai

Delete Bihar 😠😠

Weekend hota to le leta yaar

u cant even explain properly what u r trying to say or do.. bhai business chod school ja

Its because hindus arent united simple

Wayyyyy too many red flags

You know there is no justice when our supreme court looks like [this](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedia%2FGaDFkd0XMAAgFrA.jpg%3Alarge&tbnid=TRgyavFAV57YrM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fx.com%2FEkNashwar%2Fstatus%2F1846693092142797253&docid=El6AXAGPnagPJM&w=1080&h=1666&itg=1&hl=en-GB&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm5%2F4&kgs=a270efe5f59e0b19)

Visit Slam Gym, take a look around to see if it meets your standards, and then decide for yourself.

your website isn't de-indexed, just sent to page 1000

https://preview.redd.it/9c4yc89ssuae1.png?width=774&format=png&auto=webp&s=61592116346dffe16ba9e4f6d1bac68aeed20681

At least he didn't spell it "marital"-- which suggests a whole parade of disturbing visuals.

Look at us, we are the banks now.

DM me ur roomies deets- I would like a new situationship 😂

Alag hi feels

"Face, meet Mirror"