Give me the dumbest crypto opinion you can

Hello everyone, Lately, my boyfriend has been annoying me by arguing with me about things he knows nothing about. Since he’s obsessed with crypto, I thought it’d be fun to mess with him a little and I'm hoping you all can help. I need the dumbest crypto opinion you can think of. Give me something completely ridiculous but please include enough detail that I can be believable in a conversation with him. I don’t know anything about crypto, but I want to act like I suddenly have very strong (and very wrong, LOL) opinions on it. Thanks in advance :)