Conservatives have done a great job demonstrating what huge pieces of shit they are during this wildfire.

I mean, imagine if Biden started tweeting that DeSantis was scum as Florida was getting destroyed by a hurricane, and started lying about how unprepared Florida was for the sole purpose of making republicans look bad.

It’s fucking horrendous.  Shame on these people.  

Love the reaction @0:10

Modi ji,

I’ll be honest with you. You're an immensely popular leader, and millions are your admirers. But these scripted interviews are becoming predictable and, frankly, a bit monotonous. You've had an extraordinary political journey—three terms as Chief Minister, 3 as Prime Minister. You've seen power up close—its good and its bad.

Now imagine this: what if you wrote a detailed, candid autobiography? A work that chronicles your experiences—the meetings with world leaders, the complexities of forming and managing alliances, the policies you've shaped, and the challenges you faced in implementing them. Share the behind-the-scenes dynamics of how you managed different state political leaderships, the unique challenges posed by each, and how you navigated the intricate web of Indian politics.

You could shed light on what it was like stepping into the Prime Minister's Office on Day 1. How was it different from leading a state as Chief Minister? How did the dynamics of bureaucracy change? What lessons did you learn about balancing power at the center? Your journey through foreign policy-making, the red tape you encountered, and the strategies you employed to overcome challenges—these are insights people would love to hear.

Think about how intriguing it would be for citizens to learn about your experience dealing with bureaucratic reshuffles, managing alliances, and engaging with leaders from every corner of the world. Trump, in one of his interviews, shared his impressions of you, even imitating your style. That kind of candor and authenticity was fascinating. Now imagine how captivating it would be if you shared your side—how you’ve handled conversations with foreign leaders, the dynamics in those meetings, and the challenges you faced in representing India on a global stage.

Your story isn't just political; it's inspirational. You've gone from the grassroots level to leading the nation. People would be eager to hear about the hurdles, the triumphs, the hard decisions, and even the personal lessons you've learned. It would be a legacy in itself—a window into the mind of a leader who has shaped India in ways that history will remember.

Theek hai chalo lekin hum daaru nahi peete hain. Nimbu Paani pee lenge.

Man this guy might be the biggest simp I've ever seen. I might sound misogynistic or some shit, but this guy would do anything Anushka says.

DDLJ!!!!

‘Stable’ and ‘Genius’

That day I was returning from college there's this elderly couple who kinda climbed onto the divider dividing the road and station and sitting on that grass everybody kinda looking at them through the bus

I also notice them felt bad because they're sitting in public place where people aren't allowed

But they were busy putting a plastic cover on grass so they'll sit and rest

His wife is small and he's kinda taller and lit bit fat and fit ike daddu and they were sitting there and we were on their left side of the road when I looked at them from the front they were clearly tired from a long train journey

That patriarch looking guy with white moustache and buzzcut type hair cut started massaging her wife feet i was like f that's rare from someone that old

But a man attending to his women
that's rare his wife tried stopping him but he didn't listen to her at all 😭 that's kinda cute he's completely opposite what he looked like I hope they're really a sweet couple bless them wherever they're right now

Bro I love Dhoni and this shitpost is epic

Daft punk on mumbai sub ....🙌

then you get offended being called curry, not y'all doing the same. Why is Russia n russian women comedy to us! And It's not just the comedians, we need to stop laughing on those jokes. 

Their pricing model wants you to avail a yearlong subscription. That’s why their monthly/quarterly/semiannual charges would seem to be pretty high. But, if you’re actually serious and want to get an annual subscription, the price comes down to a decent ~2k/month.

Ganja 🙂

He is one of the thousands 💀

I want to see more IBM

Ab unka rishta khoon ka hogya hai

Muffadal ek number ka chutiya hai. Isko dekh ke pata nahi kyun khoon khail uthta hai logo ka hamare society mein

That's not the hey you guys guy

https://preview.redd.it/4tkrot5q57ce1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b47cda8d91cd66cfb782aacb93f6e8b0bba8dd4

I also do this