93yo serial entrepreneur launching "LastMatch" - a dating app for hospice residents.

Hey Reddit! 👋 After successfully exiting my previous startups (denture cleaning subscription service and arthritis-friendly NFT marketplace), I'm excited to announce my next disruptive venture in the silver-tech space! The Problem: You know what sucks more than being in hospice? Being in hospice and single! As a 93-year-old founder who's seen it all, I noticed during my weekly bingo sessions that many of my fellow seniors are looking for that special someone to share their remaining journey with. The current dating apps are too focused on "long-term potential" - we need something more... time-sensitive. Introducing LastMatch™ - Where Every Swipe Counts (Literally) Key Features: - Advanced matching based on compatible medical conditions - "Time Left" compatibility filter - Integration with hospital bed scheduling for spontaneous meetups - "Wheelchair Distance" radius setting - Emergency nurse call button right next to the chat function - Premium feature: "Ghost Mode" (too soon?) Our unique selling proposition: "Because forever doesn't have to be that long" ❤️ Monetization: - Basic membership: Free - Premium "Golden Years" subscription: $9.99/week (we know our target market isn't saving for retirement anymore) - Group discount for entire hospice facilities - Partnership with local funeral homes (they're investing in our seed round) Early Metrics: - 100% user retention (until, well, you know...) - Average user session length: 2.3 morphine doses - Currently testing in 3 hospice facilities in Florida Our mission is simple: Making every last moment count, one match at a time. Looking for seed funding. Offering 10% equity for $2M. Quick decision preferred - for obvious reasons. FAQs: Q: Isn't this morbid? A: Is finding love ever morbid? Also, our legal team advised me not to answer this. Q: What's your exit strategy? A: Let's just say it's built into the business model... Remember folks, age is just a number, and in our case, so is life expectancy! Who's interested in joining this revolutionary journey? Time-sensitive responses appreciated! 🚀 #SilverTech #StartupLife #DisruptiveDating #LastChanceRomance