I have converted to Pagan from Christianity because of saviour mainlanders

Someone posted here about how we have lost our pagan culture. Me as a christian assamese person i feel ashamed, i was a ricebag convert and I want to announce with pride that I have converted to my Chinese and Cowboy pagan culture. YEEEEHAW I too have seen the light and returned to my ancient cowboy-pagan roots because OF MY SAVIOUR MAINLANDER Every morning, I now sacrifice a bowl of ramen to the spirit of Bruce Lee before saddling up my invisible horse and riding into the sunset, yeehaw-ing in Mandarin. Cultural reclamation is a wild ride, pardner