Navi Mumbais traffic 2 minutes away from home but still 30 minutes of your life gone.

Ah yes, the magic of Navi Mumbai roads - where every 5-minute drive turns into an hour-long "journey of self-reflection." You could practically run faster than the traffic, but we’ll still end up stuck at the same signal for the 5th time, watching the same guy try to sell you bananas. 30 minutes in and you're still "5 minutes away" - classic Navi Mumbai vibes.