Hilarious convo.

This evening I took a rickshaw from Nike factory outlet in Dahisar to Anandnagar Metro station in Dahisar. Rickshaw driver was tbh driving a bit rough . As soon as he tried to take right on signal 500m before metro station a two wheeler almost crashed into the rickshaw. The next convo that followed was something I will remember for rest of my life. Let two wheeler be X and auto driver be Y. X:- Dikha nai tereko? Y:- Tu wrong mai aa rha tha! X:- Galti teri nai hai! Galti tere maa baap ki hai. Vo raat tera baap jaldi so gya hota toh tere jaisa bhadwa paida nai hota. Y:- Bhaag idher se. X:- Daaru peeke gaadi chalata hai tu saale bihari. People gathered and sorted things out. But this was new for me .. P.s I am not a local .