Shopping Question - Need to buy something weird and funny as trophies for a work event

Hi, so I'm hosting this work event called the CRAP awards (Celebrating Remarkable Achievements of our People) in a few days and it's a light-hearted event aimed at awarding all employees for some funny/embarrassing moments they've had at work. If there are any fans of 'The Office', something like The Dundees is exactly what I mean. I need to purchase something funny as trophies and I need around 30 of them, so I was wondering if there is suggestions you all have as to how creative I can be with this. It doesn't even have to be trophies exactly, could be key chains or coffee mugs or whatever. I have to get this latest by tomorrow morning so there is a time constraint.