Why does this city hate platonic relationships!

Okay, first things first. This is an big rant based on my experience on Bumble and other dating apps. So, I was looking for a platonic relationship and I couldn't find a single soul. I also made it clear that in the long run, I'll be open to a non platonic one as well. The very reason I want it to be platonic is because I find it easy that way and it makes me feel comfortable. But, hell no. Didn't find one person who was up for it. And some just assumed that I'm asexual. LoL. This is a drunk post and might delete it soon. Hehhe okay bye. Edit - I do understand it's close to friendship but it's not friendship! And Happy Xmas to everyone celebrating!