HR be like: ‘So busy’ but still no one knows what she does. 💀📞

BROOOOO 💀💀 My HR is the **undisputed queen of doing-nothing-while-looking-busy™** 😤✨. IDK what she even does all day—calls random NGOs, talks to people who don’t care, and probably thinks she’s saving the planet while our company is like 🫠📉. Honestly, even an engineer multitasking through a sprint could do her job better—debugging actual problems while she’s stuck in her own `if (drama) { pretend_to_work(); }` loop. 🤷‍♂️💻 AND TODAY??? SHE PULLED THE MOST **GALAXY-BRAIN MOVE** EVER. 🤯✨ Comes to the office, all dramatic, and hands out chits to everyone. 📝 “SURPRISE GIFTS!” she says. The whole office is buzzing, thinking we’re getting iPhones or bonus checks. 📱💸 Turns out the “gift” is something WE HAVE TO BUY OURSELVES so SHE can donate it. 😭😭 Like, WHAT??!! I’m donating my mental stability at this point, sis. 🧠🎁 AND the best part? No one even wants to talk to her, but she walks around like she’s the **HR Messiah.** 🧚‍♀️✨ Ma’am, the only thing you’ve solved is how to make us all hate team meetings. 😤 Someone PLEASE gift her a **brain and some self-awareness.** 🧠🙏 Or at least a reality check wrapped in glitter. 🎁✨