DELHI METRO KALESH PEAK LEVEL

So, I was in the metro today, minding my own business, when I overheard this hilarious conversation between a guy and a girl. It went something like this: The girl noticed the guy looking around and said, Kya dekh raha hai be, ladki ni dekhi kya, kabse ghoor raha hai? The guy replied, Arre, main idhar-udhar dekh raha tha, specifically aapko nahi dekh raha hoon. She shot back, jhoot mat bol tharki, tum sirf mujhe dekh rahe ho apni maa bhen ko dekh jaake . The guy, clearly trying to dodge the accusation, said, Dekho, main idhar-udhar dekh raha tha. Tum itni bhi khaas nahi ho ya koi apsara ya hoor ki pari ni ho ki sirf tumko dekhun. At this point, the girl, probably annoyed and said: Hn apsara aur hoor ki pari hooo kya kr lega bhosdk? And the guy, replied, Apsara hai to swarg chli ja inderdev ke paas waha nanga naach kr. The whole metro coach was trying not to laugh out loud. It was such a random but funny moment.