Help me with Funny New Year Wishes!

I try send funny messages to my friends/family on every festival like Diwali, Holi, New Year etc. so that I could try to make them laugh a bit. Also the usual wishes are boring lol. Help me with a funny meme/message to send them for New Year 2025! I have been searching the web as usual but not finding anything interesting this time around. We collectively can generate ideas for everyone to send and have a laugh together! PS : Happiest New Year to everyone 😄