Shockingly effective.

Bhai maine abhi bola roast krne ko to Literally chatgpt ko roast kr diya side se🤣😭


Alright, here’s a roast about **errors in JEE 2025 January attempt** in Hinglish style:


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"Bhai NTA, tumne 2025 ka January attempt diya hai ya *Errorthon* organize kiya hai?  
Tumhara question paper itna error-filled hai ki lagta hai tumne ChatGPT ko bina revision ke paper set karne ko bol diya.  
Ek to students tension mein hote hain, upar se tumne unhe *error-spotting* ka extra section de diya.  


Physics mein numericals galat, Chemistry mein options repeat, aur Maths mein to questions hi adhure hain.  
Bhai, tumne JEE ko *Joint Error Exam* bana diya hai.  
Students ko lagta hai ki paper solve karne se pehle unhe *NTA ke errors correct* karne padenge.  


Aur jo tumne answer key release ki hai, usme bhi errors itne hain ki lagta hai tumne khud hi random options daal diye hain.  
Bhai, tumhara *NTA* ka matlab hi *No Testing Accuracy* lagta hai.  
Students ko lagta hai ki tumne paper set karne ke liye *dartboard* use kiya hai, jahan questions random select kiye hain.  


Aur haan, tumne *normalization* ka naam pe students ka dimag kharab kar diya hai.  
Tumhara normalization formula itna complex hai ki lagta hai tumne khud bhi nahi samjha hai, bas students ko confuse karne ka mann hai.  


Agar aise hi errors reh gaye to *JEE 2025* ka matlab hi *Just Expect Errors* ho jaayega.  
Bhai, thoda sudhar jao, warna students tumhe *National Tragedy Agency* bolna shuru kar denge.  
Aur agar aise hi chalta raha, to *IIT* ka matlab hi *Institute of Trauma* ho jaayega!"


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Hope this roast hits hard for NTA and their error-filled JEE 2025 January attempt! 😂

chutiya gaye ho aap, govt policy ke according you have to plant more trees than you cut down look at up, itna expressway banne mein trees jo kata usse zyada plant hua aur literally green area badha hai marginally badha hai lekin you have increase in number of trees and expressways both

Because UK was not historically a part of India. Why are you comparing Garhwal and Kumaon with historic Indian stuff? The 2 existed independently of each other. You forgetting that other than the geographic isolation , we had a self imposed ban on going or coming inside the state? Ofc you won’t build the same materials or techniques that other Indians used.

the charm is everywhere, just need to look inside

"insert batsman name" dismissed for 1 run

Be a shame if there was a pandemic about to hit the US 

Oh, wait 

Kainch is kind of like prolapse of intestines. Usually happens in some cattle I guess.

We say “nu toh bda sher paaaka tame pa kainch baga de ga”
I might be wrong but it definitely has something to do with animals and their anal sphincter.

Dm me if you want talk it out.

Indian judiciary bans your parents 😞

Long time ago, A very crazy thing happened there.

Intestine nikaalna

Adam Zyglis:

[Gulf of America](https://cagle.com/cartoonist/adam-zyglis/2025/02/12/292753/gulf-of-america)

[Plastic straw order](https://cagle.com/cartoonist/adam-zyglis/2025/02/13/292782/trump-plastic-straw-executive-order)

There’s a south indian place next to Ravi Alpahar in Anand bazar, it has the best idlis 😭

Well low iq cunts will be offended..

But he didn't compare farmers to beggars..

He said even beggars wont accept 1 rs, and yet we are giving crop insurance at 1 rs ..

It more Implying that government is less than a beggar accepting 1 rs..

I think Farmers should protest and pay crop insurance at non subsidied rate ... That will show em..

Hindi kaadu Urdu….

https://preview.redd.it/vz3q93aqqaje1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d88d0224210e1aeddc1bd5a98813c21e29e69cd

I buy my own drinks, well I don't go to bars and pubs. More of the solitary guy, prefer drinking alone while I sit and watch sports or anime.

Always bring a friend who doesn't drink or abuse any substance, regarding dates I don't have much to say- inform people with whom you are going out and share live location.

Won't mention the name but I know some mutual friends who did similar things in college, multiple people sleeping with girls after spiking their drinks. Just don't drink unless you are at homes, that's my suggestion.

You can't trust men specially when alcohol and other substances are abused, there will be people who will say everybody isn't like that - I know everybody is not like that but stay alert and don't take chances. In most cases people who commit crimes are people know to the victim.

How much 💸

why are the circles so big , and the camera so small?

even the flashight has black circle in middle.

Dedication
Determination

Respect
A true Gentleman and A true Legend of the game