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Alright, here we go—r/uttarakhand, the subreddit that’s somehow both a shrine to *devbhoomi* and a meme graveyard for everything wrong with the state. Let’s talk about the posts first. Half the time, it’s someone sharing pictures of the Himalayas like we haven’t seen the same snowy peaks a thousand times before. “Here’s a sunrise from Auli.” Wow, groundbreaking content, bro. The other half is people fighting in the comments about which Kumaoni dish is superior—*bhaang ki chutney* or *madua roti.* Meanwhile, the actual issues? Ignored harder than Pahadi youth trying to find jobs outside of Mussoorie Mall Road. And the memes? Oh, don’t get me started. They’re either poorly edited “Yamraj taking tourists in Kedarnath” jokes or that one guy desperately trying to make jokes about Golu Devta “trending.” Meanwhile, the tourists they mock are trashing Nainital with Maggi packets and using Rishikesh as their personal *spiritual detox/party spot*. But wait, the *real* comedy gold is the outrage posts. Some dude will upload a video of traffic in Dehradun and say, “Uttarakhand is ruined.” Buddy, the state was doomed the moment we thought Char Dham Yatra could coexist with a highway that looks like it’s been bombed by bad planning. And don’t even bring up the “migration issue”—half the subreddit is made up of NRIs typing *hamara Uttarakhand* while sipping lattes in London. r/uttarakhand is like the state itself: beautiful on the surface, chaotic underneath, and full of people who’d rather argue about *aipan* designs than fix a single damn road.