Midas Touch - perfect doom timing

Hi, sorry to all for tanking the market, I decided to invest and I did. Yes, every single time I get long into market, the market will tank. I really have no idea why, but it happens all the time. That was the reason for my laughable position sizes. I just wanted to verify that I have the ability to crap the market. Now you all know. Sorry again. I attach discussion with ChatGPT - I wanted my trades analyzed and maybe figure out why sitting on my hands is what everyone else should be willing for. https://preview.redd.it/umqydapx44ke1.png?width=1734&format=png&auto=webp&s=5150bf5706a413172ce43f7875ad2661271d109a https://preview.redd.it/x5hbbz6254ke1.png?width=1690&format=png&auto=webp&s=c369eb30a208fe97a0170c83f9a1b584ec87907f https://preview.redd.it/frhzh2x454ke1.png?width=1618&format=png&auto=webp&s=a8d6523288ba1857bcd13de3642f0f1b54221e55 https://preview.redd.it/2dhsryv854ke1.png?width=1596&format=png&auto=webp&s=10c77cdf6326174e759111c7df41c9eb536eac90 Good luck to us, may God have a mercy. Next week I'm heading to US for vacation. You know what is going to happen to the US...Sorry again.