Jarande lawns near Wanowrie is a doomsday paradise

Welcome to Jarande Lawns. They host a number of parties and inumberable weddings through out the year. It is near Wanowrie on the way to mohammadwadi. It's tad between a ton of buildings and about a 7500 families live around it. Jarande Lawns play bad cringe music, and the best part? It's louder during the day and loudest at night. Worried about cops? Nah relax! Jarande Lawns feed them with mast tangdi tandoori and kebabs through out the year. They use earplugs now, so no matter if old people complain they say nothing's loud, because can they hear it? There is a mountain next to it, which adds to the echo effect in the entire area. Dolby, disco and the echo, makes dancing to th cringe music ekdum dhamal. So yeah.. wanna live a fulfilled life where you have no arguments/Jhagda after marriage? Come. Get married at Jarande Lawns. Because once you get married here deafness creeps in and how will you argue after marriage if you can't hear? If you have problem with this.. haha kya kar loge? Kuthe janar?? 🤣😂 😂🤣🤣