Experienced peak Puneri on-road nonsense in 2 days

I am living in Pune since 2015, but the roads are getting crazier day by day. Incident 1: Sunday, Baner. I was parallel parking my car & thus reversing it. As I was reversing I was constantly looking into mirrors. A couple on a bike who were probably looking for a building; both of them looking up while riding bike at high speed almost crashed into my car. BC, do log ek bike pe andhe kaise ban sakte hai. The road was filled, almost 10 bikes passed near me but this Gandus decided to look up & drive at high speed straight at rear of my car. Gaand fat gayi meri, had my kid in the car. In cases like this, the car owner gets fucked despite someone else’s mistake. Incident 2: Monday Pashan-Sus road. A lady decided to drive her SUV in wrong direction on a 2 lane road. Incoming cab driver emergency braked. Another driver behind him did the same. The wrong side drive was so bad she blocked both the lanes at same time. Another 2 cars from other lane too got blocked. Now the cars on right side of road cannot go back because lot of vehicles stopped behind them. The audacity of the lady in wrong side was to hold down the horn & create noise as if she was the victim here.