How I got out of Neetdom

Basically I was a neet for ages but then got out of it. Here's how. I think people should try this, because women do this type of stuff all the time..... they try to use their sexuality to get them jobs. I've said this on here before and redditors just refused to believe me lol but it's true. Here's how: I went on a gay app (I'm not gay tho) and i asked this guy who seemed nice if he could get me a job where he works, and I'll be his secret boyfriend. I didn't know what to expect really. This wasn't the first guy I asked this to, others were rude to me. But this guy, he agreed. Soon enough, I was having an interview with a supervisor (I'm thinking woah this is happening) and whilst she said that my resume (which was a bit meh) was not relevant to the job, but however I knew the guy, and he was a long term employee there (and he recommended me) and I started working there the following week. Since then I have developed more and more experience and have even moved on to another job. I ended up telling the guy i wasn't actually gay, and whilst he was disappointed, he was still cool about it all and let it go. Women do this stuff all the time with straight men. That's how I got out of Neetdom, maybe you could too.