Has anyone thought about going to European prison?

So technically I'm not a beer. I have a job as a delivery driver. I live with my parents. Honestly I hate my life but I can't complain. I'm not homeless, at least not yet. If I ever lost my job and couldn't be a delivery driver I'd join the Navy because at least then I wouldn't have to go through the bullshit application and interview process that jobs require. However, I've thought about purposefully going to prison in European countries. European countries, especially Nordic countries have very comfortable prisons, you can just chill in what's basically a 5 star hotel every day and not have to worry about being raped and stabbed like you would in an American prison. If you commit a crime in a non extradition country like Switzerland then they'll place you in prison there permanently and their prisons are very cozy. I'm looking into getting citizenship in one of these countries so that I can have the option to go to prison if worst comes to worst. I know this sounds insane but it's coming from the mind of someone who willingly looked up this subreddit. I mean... think about it. As a neet you might not want to think long term but this path offers a pretty good long term plan.