Whats your most funny convo with ppl in Navi Mumbai ? (I'll start)

So I'm waiting for my Train at Nerul, on a usual late night. One old grandma approached me for asking if this incoming train on the platform will go to "VT" (Victoria Terminus) , I replied her as "Yes.. this train will go to CST". To which she said that " NO NO i want to go to VT". And walked away confused .. As if i was giving her wrong instructions.