NMMC Vashi: Where Doctors Are Ghosts, Nurses Are Jailors, and the System Is Beyond F****d

If you ever feel life is too easy and want to experience pure hell, just admit a loved one to NMMC Vashi. I had to admit my brother for hepatitis A, and the whole experience made me question if this place is even a hospital or just some government-funded torture center. - The Nurses? Imagine jail wardens but with zero competence. They scream at relatives all day, refuse to provide any updates, and act like they're doing you a favor by letting you breathe in the hospital. Ask for your own patient's file? "Doctor will tell you," and that's it. - The Doctors? Good f***ng luck finding them. If you're lucky, you'll see them once every 2 days. Otherwise, they're just ghosts—probably chilling in some private clinic while we rot here. - Lab tests? Absolute joke. My brother had to wait 5+ hours for a sonography, and when his turn finally came, their prehistoric machine stopped working. The reports were supposed to be ready the same night but took 2 whole days. And when my mom went to ask, the staff was busy playing on their f***ng phones, ignoring her completely. - Lost reports? Are you serious? The staff straight-up denied my brother was even on the sonography list. After arguing, they magically found his report. How the f**k do you misplace patient records like this? You guys have one job—and you can’t even do that right? Moral of the story: If you actually care about your loved ones, GET MEDICAL INSURANCE and go to a private hospital. At least there, you'll get: - Doctors who actually show up - Nurses who don’t treat you like trash - Proper test results without having to beg for them NMMC Vashi is nothing but a government-certified circus of incompetence.