Hi, I’m the water at the Mulki Surf Club 🌊

Namskara, Nanna hesaru neeru (Hello, my name is water). Naanu nimma ellaa nataka nodidhini (ive seen all ur drama) awkward stares, questionable compliments, everything... Naanu swalpa relax maadoke bandidhe (I just came to chill) but y’all made it like mega serial.... To the guy with the K-drama vibes: next time, thikka muchkondu surfing kalri (learn surfing) instead of drowning in chindi feelings... To the staff who’s glaring at people: bolimaga pet boda nikk? (do u want beatings) u’re supposed to watch the boards... not the love stories... To the girl with the flower: Baari porlu.. (You r pretty) u deserve a wave named after u... FYI i have a 100% track record of making girls wet every time they are with me... splash splash... And for all the surfers: Dayavitu neerali mutra madbedi (plz don’t be peeing in water) I’m here to chill, not to be your personal bathroom and soak in ur piss... Okay nanu eega hogthini (i.l go now) back to being wet n minding my own business.. which u should also do... Next time don’t make me cringe like this.. If i see one more post about this topic i will drown your phone...