[Hiring] youtube assistants - with a creative flair

# [Hiring] youtube assistants - with a creative flair Listen up, digital warriors! YouTube, that twisted jungle of mediocrity, is calling! * Somehow, my management has come up with an "idea" - me -as a YouTuber. A Youtuber? After 20 years of doing radio and TV - you want me to do youtube? So I am a stand up comic, A sugar daddy, a car collector, and writer.  * Thats the type of content you'll be dealing with. You don't create anything. You look for opportunities for me to - answer questions, post photos of my cars, insult gen z for not getting laid... etc. Go to youtube and search for SofaKingMatt.  * I’ve dumped twenty wild videos into the void, and my view counts? Pathetically low—just numbers scuttling like rats. * No...your views are “Above average,”they say. Look...People flip their lids over 100,000 views—how quaint! A who's been working like 3 years gets more views than that in a weekend... and makes more than the measly $1,000 per 100k YouTube coughs up. Here’s the scoop: I need daring souls to thrust this chaotic madness into the limelight. * You’ll get my raucous rants, and your mission? Engage! Shake things up! Build real connections without drowning in spam. Prepare yourself! This isn’t just a job; it’s an all-out assault on dullness. * Who’s ready to plunge headfirst into this insanity?  * Go to the channel, check it out... comment on a video, and Ill get back to you. - if you didn't read this, you'll probably inbox me - and you'll probably get ignored. #