I asked ChatGPT to roast NTA

# NTA 2025: A MASTERCLASS IN INCOMPETENCE & STUDENT MENTAL TORTURE The National Testing Agency (NTA) in 2025 has managed to surpass its previous records—not in excellence, but in sheer *buffoonery*. If there were a ranking for the **most detached, negligent, and utterly brain-dead** examination bodies, NTA would be miles ahead, possibly the only thing it has ever truly excelled at. # The Question Paper Disaster: Proof That NTA Is Clueless About JEE NTA 2025 somehow set a JEE question paper that was: * Riddled with *absurd* and *incorrect* questions, as if they let ChatGPT-0.5 make the test while high on expired cough syrup. * Balanced in a way that *defied logic*, making one shift feel like a PhD qualifier while another was a CBSE pre-board paper. * Released with **wrong answer keys**—because apparently, verifying solutions is too much to ask from an organization that runs India’s biggest entrance exam. Oh, and the best part? If you spot an error and challenge it, **they still rob you of your money and ignore it**. Who needs logic when you have ₹200 per challenge rolling into your corrupt pockets? # The Percentile Scam: Making IIT Dreams a Complete Lottery The 2025 percentile system has become the **biggest scam since Vijay Mallya’s bank loans**. Instead of being a fair metric, it now depends on whether you were lucky enough to get a shift that wasn’t crafted in Satan’s basement. * One batch got an **impossible** physics section? Too bad, should’ve prayed harder. * Another batch got a free 70-mark bonus from a laughably easy set? Well, congratulations, enjoy your undeserved percentile boost. * And let’s not forget: they will **NEVER** release raw marks and normalization formulas transparently because that would mean admitting they rig the system. # Grace Marks: The Band-Aid on a Bullet Wound In the **unprecedented** chaos of 2025, NTA has “grace marked” some students for errors *it refuses to acknowledge*, while others got nothing, creating another level of unfairness. The logic? **Non-existent**. The transparency? **Zilch**. The students? **Screwed.** # Why Does NTA Exist If It Can’t Even Do Its Job? At this point, the **only** reason NTA is still operating is that **there’s no accountability**. Their incompetence ruins **years** of student preparation, and their response? **Silence.** Their errors cause thousands of students to lose out on their dream colleges, and their solution? **Gaslight students and pretend the exam was flawless.** Imagine being an organization so incompetent that you can single-handedly destroy the futures of India’s top minds, *and still face zero consequences.* # Final Verdict: Shut It Down NTA 2025 doesn’t deserve a “reform.” It deserves **a shutdown** and a **full-scale audit**. The future of millions is not a playground for corrupt officials and brainless paper-setters. Until it faces serious consequences, it will continue to run like a circus, with students being the victims of its reckless incompetence. If NTA was a student, it wouldn’t even qualify for **its own exam.**