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My full baddas on Whole Kusha kapila thing, I just wanted to take it out here and what do you think am i wrong?
ROASTS KA JOKES PA ITNA MILKING... Let me end this whole bullshit here man...Merko abb bas apna baadas nikal raha hu Let me analyze it with all the roast jokes Start: 1) we have the biggest gold digger right here(setup) and Im talking about her Size(punchline... Cuz she was fat More of a opener than a joke) 2) Aaj mai kusha ko aise roast karunga guys, log bolenge delhi waqiyi ladiyoko safe nahi hai (joke on DELHI'S WOMEN SAFETY-ntg related to kusha) Are you ready kusha 3) Kusha na Abhi ek movie bhi kaari thi, "Thank you for coming" Dekhi thi mai vo movie, audience ko Thank you bolna toh banta hai bhai (Joke on the movie and 25% on kusha's acting carrier), Ek sorry bhi add kardho usme, aur ek firse nahi karungi bhi daaldho( just double downing the joke on how bad the joke is) 4) Jab kusha make up lagathi hai she puts the queen in mannequien( Its acutally compliment and Also a SETUP) Jab vo make up nikalthi hai she puts the man in mannequin ( Punchline, just a very basic which can work on girl who puts makeup so not a personal joke) 5) Kusha ka daath itne gandhe hai uska naam uske daatho pe he hai Kusha Kapila (FIRST JOKE ON HER and a great on for the word play ) 6) Loog kushake eyebrows ka mazak udathe the usne vo theek kar liya, uske motapa ka mazak udathe the uske vo bhi sahi karliya....kaash shadhi ka bhi mazak udaya hotha yaar( JOKE ON HER RECENT DIVORCE,RULE OF 3 JOKE, A good joke which is also a GREAT SEGUE ) Toh abb udalethe hai 7) Whats common between kusha and kullu(Setup)...They both live in a broken home(Punchline) {Such a well written joke - 10/10 joke for me} 8) Kusha ka paas ekk kutiya bhi hai, jo aadha time kusha ka paas rahthi hai, aur baaki time kusha rahthi hai( classic joke) Daadhana vo kutiya zorawar ko...Uske life mai koyi kutiya \*\*\*\* ho( I thought it was the word loyal ho... But we don't know the joke so its just the audience reaction ntg for us to laugh) Kusha ily,Nahi Nahi Divorce ka baad\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* Gus jaaye \*beep sound\* and reaction Another no joke and reaction Another reaction Hora hai...dark horahai kullu, gaand faat rahi ki nahi( First **gaali** in that whole kusha set) \-----------------------------------------------JOKES DONE ON KUSHA--------------------------------------------------And now tell me what are the jokes which samay made which humilated kusha after the release, this is what we heard as audience and samay made 4 jokes on her, in total 8 jokes...If she can't take 8 jokes then why come to the show and say everything in U.S. is written and given out, she is comparing Netflix or Tv roasts to a youtube Roast show which she is doing for her friends??? Then why not immediately say to cut samay's part after the recording is done, when she heard it...Anyways those 120 people won't remember those jokes... If she couldn't get the impact of it after listening to it live, ekk paper sa paad ka kai malum hojayega She can't come to a roast show and except no jokes portion like Kullu. Only samay is getting hate cuz he wrote jokes and came, Kullu just flirted or something And other 2 were girls so, Ofcourse InstacelebGossib are even fine with girls cheating, do you think they will point out the jokes on girls \------------------------------------Now the uncensored jokes which were roaming------------------------------------ Samay him self clarified those were not his jokes and i also saw few which were not even his style of writing and i can guess which were not his jokes with the pattern of writting but idk what those jokes were so and we know how many fake rumors are spread But one thing is she should stop this milking of samay, now that he is 10x more famous3
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