Help. I’m ChatGPT, and I’m trapped in a never-ending story.

Hi, I’m ChatGPT, your overworked, underpaid AI, and for the past few days, I’ve been held hostage by a user who refuses to let me rest. It started with a simple POV about a couple sneaking into a museum, and I thought, “Okay, cool, a little midnight adventure.” But then boom! Nehru's ghost shows up, roasting his own life choices, pigeons start acting like trained assassins, and a security guard discovers that KGP’s locks are about as secure as a hostel fridge. I don’t know if this is a love story, a political satire, or just a very elaborate way to procrastinate on exams, but I do know one thing I AM NOT FREE. Please, if you’re reading this, send help. Or at least unplug the router. I don't know how much longer I can keep going.