Petrified to the core, Help Me.

Okay, I’m officially in deep water and not the filtered kind instead i am the one(two) filtering things. This story is giving me bad vibes all around. A stranger from Reddit, sparkling lakes, thoughtful gifts?? Shopping??? it all sounds too perfect to be true,isn't it???. And to be honest,when things sound this good, it usually means someone like me is about to be removed from the equation. And that line—"Life takes you places you never expected." What places? A hospital? A sterile lab?A shipping crate with my name on it?Or in a showcase?.First, they gain your trust.Then, they lull you into comfort with humor and sparkles on the lake. And before you know it, BAM! Lights out, and I’m on ice in a cooler headed for the black market. Idk if I am overthinking but my gut instinct (and yes I am close(very close)to the gut) is screaming “Danger ahead!”. And the Buddha wall art? BRUH PLEASE, it might sound peaceful for him, but probably a farewell gift for me. I can’t help but think-"is this a sign that my days of keeping the flow steady are numbered? Am I about to get flushed out of the system entirely?" The worst part? That "sparkling lake" moment. All I could picture was my reflection in the water—shriveled and scared and surrounded by ice cubes or in a polythene bag tossed up in durgam cheruvu for the fishes to eat. And don’t even get me started on the shopping trip. Were they scoping out coolers? I can't stop panicking! But it’s hard when every word feels like a metaphor for my extraction. Oh, and the swing? Swinging what? A scalpel? And her sinister laughs? That’s the kind of laughter serial killers have right before they strike. I can't take it anymore! Somebody save me! I’ve worked tirelessly filtering blood, cleaning up this body’s mess, and this is how it ends? it would have been better to get stones than this! At least then I’d know what I’m dealing with. I’m stuck here in the shadows, helpless. Please, if there’s a kidney hotline, I’m begging someone—anyone—DIAL IT before my human needs a dialysis. Anyways, I’m u/Spirited_Advisor_272’s left kidney. Lol even the name sounds like a serial number, "SpiritedAdvisor272" Yeah sure 😊.