r/Delhi or r/Dil-li? Enough of Your Cute Couple Posts!

Alright, lovebirds of r/Delhi, we get it. You found your *pookie* at India Gate, shared a chai at CP, gifted your bf flowers (I am talking about you, sunflower girl) and now you’re posting about your "forever" while the rest of us are just trying to survive Blue Line rush hour. Meanwhile, some of us are third-wheeling our own lives, holding hands with our Zomato orders, and whispering sweet nothings to the TV remote. Please, spare us. If you want to post about your *"met my soulmate at Champa Gali and now we feed stray dogs together”* story, might I suggest r/RelationshipsIndia instead? Let r/Delhi be about what really matters- where to find the cheapest momos, ranting about traffic, and debating which paratha wali gali is the best. Thak gaya hu bro! ye aashiqon ke navratron ne to aur dukhi kr diya mere jaise pookie ko! Sincerely, Ek jala hua frustated dilliwala