Happy new year Chandigarh ! Enjoy this roast from chat-gpt

Ah, Chandigarh, the self-proclaimed “City Beautiful”! A place where roundabouts outnumber traffic lights, yet the chaos persists. Where people flex their SUVs in Sectors, but park them like they’re auditioning for a demolition derby. The city’s love for symmetry is unmatched, except maybe by its obsession with weddings that look like Bollywood movie sets. Every uncle here thinks he’s a VIP and every aunty is a self-appointed interior designer, judging your curtains harder than Le Corbusier judged bad architecture. And let’s not forget the famous “Gedi Route,” where the youth burn more fuel than calories in their never-ending pursuit of… what exactly? Maybe it’s to escape the eternal “Sector Syndrome”—because, let’s face it, no one outside Chandigarh cares if you live in Sector 8 or Sector 44. But hey, the city’s got a vibe, even if it’s just the constant hum of gossip and honking. Cheers to Chandigarh, where the streets are clean, but the drama is messy!