A heartfelt thank you note to all those beloved auto drivers out there!

To the absolute gem who only wanted ₹300 for a measly 2 KM ride – such generosity! And let's not forget that brilliant mastermind who orchestrated the classic "GPay issue" scam, pocketing ₹700 by giving his "friend's" number. Pure genius! Special shoutout to those heroes who blessed me with their colorful vocabulary when I dared to question their royal pricing. And how could I forget that Oscar-worthy performance by the anna who kicked me out halfway to Madiwala, claiming his accelerator cable was damaged – only to zoom away like he was auditioning for Fast & Furious! You fine gentlemen truly inspired me. After 28 beautiful years of depending on your premium services, I finally cracked and bought myself a car. You taught me everything I needed to know about driving – like how NOT to treat other humans on the road, and how NOT to honk like I'm conducting a horn orchestra. Really, I owe it all to you. Without your "encouragement," I might never have discovered the joy of driving myself around Bangalore. Your contribution to my personal growth is truly... unforgettable. From the bottom of my heart, thank you for being exactly who you are! 🙏