Roast of Andhra Pradesh districts in Gemini, with no offense meant. Enjoy.

Visakhapatnam: You think you're the Queen City, but let's be real, you're more like the Queen Bee, always buzzing about your beaches and industries, but secretly worried about traffic jams and the never-ending construction. Guntur: You're the sugar daddy of Andhra, always sweet-talking everyone with your mangoes and industries. But let's not forget the traffic chaos and the heat that could melt even the sweetest of mangoes. Kurnool: You're the rugged cowboy of Andhra, with your drylands and the Kurnool Fort. But let's be honest, you're more likely to be found sipping a cup of coffee than wrangling cattle. East Godavari: You're the rice bowl of Andhra, always full of grain and greenery. But let's not forget the humidity that could rival a tropical rainforest and the occasional cyclone that likes to stir things up. West Godavari: You're the quieter, more laid-back sibling of East Godavari. But don't be fooled, you've got your own charm with your backwaters and the Godavari River. Nellore: You're the industrial powerhouse of Andhra, but let's not forget the coastal beauty and the delicious seafood you have to offer. Chittoor: You're the spiritual heart of Andhra, with Tirupati and its famous temple. But let's not forget the traffic jams and the crowds that can make even a saint lose their patience. Anantapur: You're the dry and dusty district of Andhra, but you've got a unique charm with your forts and the Rayalaseema culture. Kadapa: You're the historical heart of Andhra, with your forts and the Rayalaseema culture. But let's not forget the heat that could fry an egg on the sidewalk. Srikakulam: You're the easternmost district of Andhra, with your beautiful beaches But let's not forget the humidity that could make even a fish feel uncomfortable. Vizianagaram: You're the smaller, quieter sibling of Visakhapatnam. But don't underestimate your charm, with your hills and the serene atmosphere. Krishna : You think you're all that with your sweet mangoes and beaches, but let's be real. You're just a coastal district with a superiority complex. You're always bragging about your rice production, but let's face it, half of it ends up as biryani in Hyderabad. Prakasham : Home to some of the hottest temperatures in Andhra Pradesh, you'll need a personal sunshade just to walk to the bus stop. And don't even think about using your phone outside – it'll melt faster than an ice cream cone in July. And let's not forget the world-famous Ongole bull. It's so tough, it could probably bench press a bus. Just don't try to pet it, or you might end up as a tasty