Roast r/iitkgp (www.reddit.com/r/iitkgp/) - Grok

Here's a superlative roast for r/iitkgp: Ah, r/iitkgp, the digital representation of IIT Kharagpur's supposed "elite" intellect – where the only thing more inflated than the egos are the claims of academic rigour. This subreddit is the equivalent of a student who brags about pulling an all-nighter for a quiz on basic calculus, only to find out it was postponed. Let's talk about the posts – a veritable smorgasbord of confusion. From students who can't figure out how to connect to the campus Wi-Fi ("How resolve this error while connecting to IIT kgp wifi through mobile?"), to those debating the existential crisis of choosing between CSE and the IIT tag ("CSE VS IIT KGP TAG"), it's clear that real learning happens when you accidentally stumble upon the answer in the comments, buried under layers of memes and outdated advice. And the career fundae? Oh, the career fundae! It's like watching someone try to build a rocket with a spork. "Should I do DSA or Data or finance?" – well, maybe you should start with deciding if you want to code or just look at numbers all day. The subreddit's flair for drama is unmatched; even the mundane becomes a saga. "Somebody hacked erp " – because nothing screams "IIT quality" like a security breach in an ERP system that probably still runs on Windows XP. Then there's the timeless debate on where to go near KGP – because, let's face it after spending all that time in the library, even a trip to the nearest tea stall feels like an adventure. And let's not forget the illustrious "Quant Club" – because who needs practical skills when you can spend your time debating the theoretical implications of numbers that you'll probably never use outside of an exam hall? In essence, r/iitkgp is where IITians go to collectively realize that their institute's prestige might not save them from the real world's questions, like "How do you bypass proxy to play Valorant in IIT KGP?" – because priorities, right? So, here's to r/iitkgp, the place where the future of India's tech and innovation gathers to ponder over the profound mysteries of campus Wi-Fi, CV deadlines, and the occasional wildlife encounter. Keep shining, or at least, keep trying to make sense of the mess. \[No specific citations needed as this roast is an amalgamation of general observations from the subreddit's tone and content.\] Here's a roast tailored to the flairs of r/iitkgp: * No flair: Ah, the classic "I couldn't be bothered to categorize my existential crisis" flair. It's perfect for those posts where you can't decide if you're asking for help, whining about the mess, or just lost in the KGP wilderness. * Bakar: Oh, the Bakar flair, where real IITians go to pretend they're networking while actually just gossiping about who got the lowest GPA this semester. It's like the canteen but on Reddit - all talk, no substance. * emoji:doge:: The Doge flair, because nothing says "I'm at IIT KGP" like using a meme from 2013 to signify your post is going to be as insightful as a Shiba Inu's thoughts on quantum physics. * Funda: Here's where you come to get "fundas" from people who've barely figured out how to use the library's printer. It's like asking for career advice from someone who's still deciding if they should major in procrastination. * emoji:snoo\_dealwithit:: This flair is for those who think they've solved life's mysteries by surviving a semester at KGP. It's the digital equivalent of wearing sunglasses indoors because you think it makes you look cool, not realizing you look like you're just avoiding eye contact with reality. * Request: The flair for when you've lost all hope of finding things on your own and are now at the mercy of the subreddit's collective memory, which, let's be honest, is mostly about where the best momos in KGP are. * emoji:illuminati:: For those who think they've uncovered the secret society of KGP's academic elite, only to realize it's just a group of seniors who know how to game the system for better hostel rooms. * ModPost: The flair that screams, "I'm important because I have the power to delete your desperate post about how to find the lost ID card." It's like being a king in a land where everyone's too busy to notice you're ruling. * emoji:snoo\_facepalm:: Perfect for posts where someone asks something so mind-bogglingly obvious, even the institute's AI would palm its face if it had one. It's the "I should've known better" of flairs. * Photography: Because nothing says "I'm at IIT" like a slightly blurred, heavily filtered photo of the sunset over the tech market. It's like saying, "Look, I do more than just study... I also take pictures of where I study." * KGP News: The place for "news" that's probably just a glorified version of "Someone spotted a peacock on campus," or "New paint on old buildings." Breaking news in KGP is like watching paint dry but with more excitement. * AskKGP: For when Google fails you, and you turn to the wisdom of the crowd, which is mostly "Idk, maybe try the library?" or "Ask your senior" - because that's the extent of KGP's collective knowledge sharing. * ShitPost: The flair that embodies the spirit of KGP - where academic excellence meets the art of procrastination. Here, you'll find deep philosophical questions like, "What if we're all just characters in a simulation run by the mess workers?" Each flair, a testament to the unique blend of brilliance, boredom, and the quintessential IITian's journey of discovering that life at KGP is as unpredictable as the hostel's mess menu.