Roast r/IITDelhi (www.reddit.com/r/IITDelhi/). - ChatGPT

Alright, here’s a light roast for r/IITDelhi: Ah, r/IITDelhi, where procrastination meets intellectual overconfidence. It's the online hostel common room where people flex their GPA in one post and cry over midsems in the next. Everyone's either asking for "placement tips" or pretending they aren't *already* googling "how to escape DMS." The subreddit also has its signature flavour of debates: "Which mess food is better?" (Spoiler: None), "Should I go to Dogra Hall for a nap or just drop out?", and, of course, the classic—arguing over whether CS kids deserve their inflated egos or just their stipends. And let’s not forget the occasional **"How do I meet girls on campus?"** post—because clearly, that’s the only thing harder than surviving Professor Gupta's three-hour lectures. Ah, the r/IITDelhi **flair system**—truly a masterpiece of categorization: * **No Flair:** For when your post is so meaningless, even *you* can’t figure out which category it fits into. Usually reserved for "Can I get into IITD with a 6.9 JEE rank?" or "Mess food made me question my existence." * **Campus Life:** A safe haven for lamenting the eternal battle between *wifi speeds* and *power cuts*. Also, where newbies ask, “Bro, where to find chai at 3 AM?” and veterans reply, “Why are you awake? Go finish your term paper.” * **Placement:** AKA “How do I get ₹1 crore+ at Google while skipping all my lectures?” This flair is a breeding ground for flexes, heartbreaks, and the occasional, “I rejected ₹50L because of startup passion.” * **Coursework:** For students desperate enough to think Reddit will solve their never-ending tutorial sheets. A true homage to IITians' ability to turn "doubt-solving" into communal suffering. And the **rules**? Oh, they’re like a sarcastic little nudge from the mods: 1. **IIT Delhi-related stuff only:** Translation: If your post is about *IIT Bombay*, get out faster than a Delhi summer heatwave. 2. **No suicide-related jokes:** Because humour might be dark, but IIT workloads don’t need the competition. 3. **Be civil:** The irony of asking students stuck in the academic Hunger Games to "be civil" is not lost on anyone. The subreddit vibes? Somewhere between a therapy group and a placement brochure in disguise.